10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow