10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.