10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth