10 Random Poker Quotes

In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
"It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water