10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Welcome to kicker school
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT