10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.