10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-