10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.