10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'