10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.