10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts