10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.