10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is for loners.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.