10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "No river, no fish."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier