10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is for loners.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger