10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak