10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...