10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?