10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'