10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]