10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.