10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.