10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe