10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.