10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "No river, no fish."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen