10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "No river, no fish."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe