10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders