10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."