10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson