10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob