10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- Fook the floosh droo!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.