10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier