10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Fold and live to fold again
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)