10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event