10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.