10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.