10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright