10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth