10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.