10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!