10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for loners.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..