10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.