10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph