10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury