10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"