10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.