10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.