10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers