10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.