10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.